Watch a sad movie, maybe one in which Nirupa Roy has been afflicted with TB and has a wracking cough that seems to shake the screen itself.
Watch a sad movie, maybe one in which Nirupa Roy has been afflicted with TB and has a wracking cough that seems to shake the screen itself.
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Thencry salty tears. Lick them off as they roll down your cheek. Sorry. That's gross. But that is what no booze does to the body.
Drink limbu paani on Mumbai's roads and tell the hawker in style, "I will have mine on the rocks."u00a0u00a0
Drink milk from a wine glass and pretend you're a real 'doodh dude'.
Have chicken soup from a beer mug and mumble to yourself in consolation, "This is chicken soup for the soul."
Get a giant clothespeg and pin it on to your shirt. Then hang yourself from the nearest clothesline outside the window of a giant skyscraper, maybe shouting, "I am high and dry!"
The following is the list of Dry Days in 2011:
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