Where's the enthusiasm?

What's not: Whoever wrote the dialogues to this film needs to have a Ninja Assasin gunning for his head. Devoid of any originality or creativity they levitate between "I will kill you" to "please forgive me, I will give you twice the money to save me".u00a0 Rain may have trained months for his part, but there's no soul in his performances. Too robotic and routine driven he carries on the task with zero enthusiasm. Taking away the human quality from Raizo and making him seem invincible only enhances the predictability and lifelessness of the plot.

What to do: Watch the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles instead who are funny, witty and can kick some real butt!