Jelly belly and staple diets

This columnist is wondering...
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Whether expelled BJP minister Jaswant Singh is singing: Jinnah yahan, marna yahan, iske siva jaana kahan.

Why the next time US authorities would say: Shah-ruk, ruk, ruk Khan.

Whether plastic surgeons too are included in the ban on plastic.

Why cricketers and the anti-doping authorities do not team up in a sporting duet called 'WADA raha sanam, honge juda na hum'.

Whether cocktail glasses can appeal to higher courts or resign themselves to spending their entire life behind bars.

Why a packet of jelly, does not go on a diet to lose its jelly belly.

Whether you have heard of this joke: A circular has been sent by the American embassy to all Gujaratis not to apply for H1N1. It is not a visa.u00a0

Whether a mosquito with a swine flu mask, is called a maskuito.

Would Usain Bolt dance to a number called: Usain, kya Bolt-a tu.

Whether you know that one ball of wool and another make a close-'knit' community.

Whether sunglasses will feature in a film by 'Sooraj' Barjatiya.

Whether a cow buying a Nano car says: thanks to Ratan Tata, I am now moo-bile.

Whether we would soon be subjected to a 'Rakhi ka divorce' on television.

Whether Juhu says to Chowpatty in a fit of anger: you are a real SOB Son of a Beach.

Whether citizens watching the Qasab trial believe: born free, taxed to death.

Whether one clock tells another, keep your hands to yourself, mister.

Whether coffee packets have to be extra careful not to get mugged.

Whether nutritionists might ban a trip to the casino because it has too many chips.

Why a cookbook for aphrodisiacs might have several 'racypes'.

Whether an Indian James Bond might shun the Martini and ask for a glass of chaas shaken not stirred.

Why a soup of South Indian origin cannot be called, soupam.

Why are you reading this tripe, anyway?